"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."
— This thought has been haunting me for months. (via beduusd)
"Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it."
— Unknown (via stevenbong)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit

blueeyeswhitedragon:

Suck me to the moon

Fuck me to the moon

officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

  • attractive
  • into the same shit as you
  • kind and understanding
  • humorous
  • good company
  • easy to talk to

CONS:

  • LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER 

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting